I Actually Pay Cash for The Experience

Words of advice:

Don't ever go ten years without visiting a dentist. Not like I did.

Even though I only have two small cavities, my tartar buildup was spectacular.

I thought I'd chipped a tooth a few weeks back, but as it turned out, I just lost a big chunk of tartar.

So gross.

And the dental cleaning was all sorts of traumatizing. I had no idea there were such large gaps between my bottom teeth. They had been filled up with ten years of tartar.

And the bloodshed. Good heavens, it was like a scene from a horror movie.

But I got a new pink toothbrush for being such a good girl, so I guess things aren't all that bad.